Fixing stuff, myself included…
“Pure and Simple Truth”
as Oscar Wide said “…is rarely pure and never simple.” True today may = false tomorrow.
Duh…what else is [knew]?
Okay, so I came from the planet Zerronack and everything there is chicken soup and beetle nuts. The chicken soup keeps you healthy and the beetle nuts keep you high and wise beyond your years. High on the top of Mount Tulips (two lips) we drank the soup and munched the nuts. At no time did we see the natural inhabitants of the forest trying to carve from rock or wood, sculpt from mud or otherwise create in any shape or form Mr. Peanut. However, a small replica of the Elizabeth City skyline made from melted M&Ms (without the nuts) was found at the summit. Our adventure was cut short by the honorable Mr. Potatoehead when he discovered upon closer inspection of the Jersey skyline replica the initials of his recently departed wife Ms Potatoehead quite clearly etched on the side of one of the tiny oil refineries. All of Mr. Potatoehead’s eyes brimmed with tears of joy and wonderment as he threw his cast shadow between the chocolate Elizabeth City and the morning sunrise.
Did Mr. Potatoehead save Elizabeth City?
Absolutely! The replica can be seen today; it resides at the M&M museum in Princeton New Jersey. Ms Potatoehead’s initials are barely visible with the naked eye, but with careful inspection using a magnifying glass they are still discernible.
“Enjoy life. There’s plenty of time to be dead.”
–Anonymous, but Possibly Mr. Potatoehead
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